Gambling Joke 6

Bill was feeling sick at work and left after lunch to go home. He walked into the house and found his wife in the arms of another man. He started to shout at the swine, ‘What right have you got to be making love to my wife?’

‘You may as well know that I am in love with her and I would like to marry her.’ the man answered calmly, ‘I understand you are a gambler. Why don’t you be a good sport and sit down and play a game of gin rummy with me? If I lose, I’ll never see her again; if you lose, you must agree to divorce her.’

‘Okay,’ replied Bill, ‘but just to make it a little more interesting, why don’t we play for a dollar a point as well?’