Gambling Joke 3

There were two bored casino dealers waiting at the craps table. Along comes a beautiful young blonde who wants to bet £10,000 on a single roll of the dice.

‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’ she insisted. The two men are delighted and readily agree.

So she takes off all her clothes and rolls the dice while shouting, ‘Be lucky, be lucky, be lucky’ and as the dice stops she yells, ‘yes yes yes, I’ve won, I’ve won’

She jumps up and down, kissing and hugging the dealers. Then she picks up her money and clothes and rushes away. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally one of them asks,

‘What did she roll, anyway?’

‘I don’t know,’ replied the second, ‘I hoped you were watching.’